Dark Days for The Kings of the Geeks

Peter Jackson off The Hobbit.

Kevin Smith hanging out with his buddy Jennifer Garner in what sounds like a truly pointless movie.

And now, Joss Whedon off Wonder Woman.

So, so, very...

beautiful..

(Warning: not safe for geek-free workplaces. HT: Henry.)

Here's my contribution:

6th level: Bigby's bureaucratic busywork

Caster may accurately complete any one set of forms, e.g. for grant applications. An administrator with Knowledge: nitpickery gets a saving throw against the spell to be able to identify errors; the DC is the caster level plus the caster's own ranks in Knowledge: nitpickery, if any.

Be sure to check out the comments on the thread, too. Samples:

The only problem, of course, is that some of us don't sleep often enough to regenerate used spells before we have to teach or grade again...

I'm holding out for the "Shield of Tenure" spell, which is permanent and effective against all academic monsters, and most political ones.