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I'm officially on a blogging hiatus. And no one's paid attention to this site in ages, since I moved to Volokh. But, even though no one reads this, I have to post:
The Red Sox win the pennant! The Red Sox win the pennant! And the Yankees lose the pennant!
All credit to my brother Aaron. His birthday was Monday, and David Ortiz gave him the special birthday present of two game-winning hits in the same calendar day.