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I'm officially on a blogging hiatus. And no one's paid attention to this site in ages, since I moved to Volokh. But, even though no one reads this, I have to post:

The Red Sox win the pennant! The Red Sox win the pennant! And the Yankees lose the pennant!

I believe!

All credit to my brother Aaron. His birthday was Monday, and David Ortiz gave him the special birthday present of two game-winning hits in the same calendar day.